Wesley

That's my brother's best friend.

I want to hack him with a chainsaw.

Why is brother friends with a spoiled brat who acts a fool in our house I will never understand.

Someone break those two up please god I'm begging

Prose Poetry

Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Whatever

Apparently I am never completely over people. I don't know how to let go. I don't know how to move on. All I do is burn and burn, and burn.

...not that I'm complaining of course.

after four years of wondering and pondering

Would I consider myself a writer? Yes, yes I would.

one of those days

Back ten feet up before I tear you a new one.

I'm in a Mood >_>

And my snark has been magnified to eleventyone.

God I need sleep.

Happy Valentine's Day Massacre

*blows noisemaker*

Also Hallmark cards!

Also this is my 22nd consecutive year I've spent VD with DARK CHOCOLATE as my Valentine. *sniffs* So faithful and steady! I couldn't have asked for a better companion.

The Sensation of Falling in Love

Every second is a keen, poignant agony, but no less sweeter for its meaning.

Woman The Fuck Up

and unfriend his ginger ass from Facebook, dude. You can do it. You can cut him off. It's so easy, just one click! And then you won't have to look at his racist/sexist/homophobic/ignorant/stupid posts. No more hiding his stories from your news feed. No more mentions of him. No more passive aggressive loathing through the internet. You can despise him to his face like a big girl. Grow up, dude. End this sorry sham of a friendship formed out of desperation and misguided loneliness and get out while your sanity's still relatively intact!

#fangirlofcolorproblems

Why are all of my favorite fandoms completely overrun by white, cis, abled-bodied, straight or lgbtq, college-educated girls who had a middle-class upbringing?

And why do they only write slash between pretty white boys?

Sigh.

Waffle House

one large order of bacon, extra crispy

one large order of hashbrowns with tomatoes and onions, extra crispy

water with lemon

~~~

one trip to the bathroom 24 hours later, extra--

Yeah. You get the picture. But damn if Waffle House isn't amazing.