For the Love of God, WHY?!?!?!

Political rant is coming...right...now:

WHY SARAH PALIN WHY?

After three devastatingly hilarious interviews in which Sarah Palin made a dumb-ass of herself on national television, I realize that these encounters were not only funny, but downright scary. If McCain wins this election, this hockey mom will be--to quote Cafferty--"one 72-year-old's heartbeat away" from the PRESIDENCY. The ACTUAL PRESIDENCY. As in McCain catches the flu in February and dies, only to be replaced by Palin, who can see Russia from her house and "acts increasingly adorable when cornered." (thank you Amy Poehler) Let's face it: her answers run in a never-ending circle of "tax reductions" and "job creation" that make me dizzier than the teacup ride at Six Flags. She acts cute and folksy to charm the voters. When comments pour in about her daughter's pregnancy and her own special-ed baby, Fox News (and don't even let me get started on THEM) and various supporters claim that people are "being sexist" when just a few months ago they were giving Hillary a hard time for having some emotional moments, telling her not to use the "gender card." ARGHHHHHH.

And to think I once thought Obama was too green to run for president. You got my vote now, dude.

/rant