Everyone is a Walking Personal Ad

Okay first things first: I finished one paper roughly ten minutes ago. Good job. Now for my other one. >_____> And my short story too. But that's okay. My short story shouldn't be too hard right? Riiiigghhht @_______@

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To the actual topic at hand:

Recently I have found myself taking interest to several students on campus, both guy and girl. Sounds normal so far. NOT. I realized waaaay back in the semester how very lacking Middlebury is in the aesthetically appealing department. Student-wise, that is. Yep, there are maybe 5 authentic 'hot' people in this college. Sad. And because of this ugly fact, many students whose standards back at home would have been sky-high have now been reduced to messing around with those of the sub-par level (at best.) Unfortunately, I am not excluded from this trend. I wish I were kidding.

So there it is--the ugly truth! Suddenly, I'm throwing myself at guys I would have laughed at back in Georgia! People at whom I would have not even given a second glance are now receiving my complete attention! The situation has grown desperate. Although come May 16 I will once again return to the prison that is my home, at least I can be rest assured that whoever I may have sexytime with will be up to my usual standards. Sigh. And to think, I was so hopeful on my first day of college...

Well, can't say I'm surprised though. What's another expectation brutally shot down?