SOS

I am stuck in Texas. What started out innocently enough as a family vacation-cum-business trip into the Lone Star State as quickly escalated into a one-week stay in Boredom Hell. Someone for the love of God please get me out of here.

I have limited internet access and only one book to entertain me.

My situation is dire.

I have a flight on the 4th to catch. Can't really miss it, else I miss the first few days of winter semester. Eh.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEE.