I Am a Cruel Mistress

Time: August 12, 2010
Setting: Chopsticks Restaurant

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New Guy: I've been with a lot of girls, but most of them only want me for my body. There was this one girl who stayed with me for six months just for the sex.

Me: Do they tell you this?

New Guy: Basically. I mean, I have girls check me out all the time then come tell me I have a "meh" face but a banging-ass body.

Me: Oh, so you're a guy version of a "buthisface."

New Guy: ...pretty much.