Frenemies (But Not Really)

I don't want to listen to your stories. I don't want to hear about your latest sexual exploits or who you've been eyeing or who's been eyeing you. I don't want to know about all the fun you've been having. Just don't tell me anything.

I don't want ti have anything to do with your exciting college life and your exciting college hijinks. All this listening does is to remind me of what I've lost.