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Monday, August 8, 2011

It's The Heat

I had a sex dream. You were in it. I was on top, reverse-cowgirling like my life depended on it, and just as I was thisclose to getting my happy ending, my mother opens the door.

I...really don't know how to interpret sex dream #23943456.

Also, I would rather it be someone else than you. We've already established that there's zero chemistry between us in real life. What's the deal, mang?

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