He's Diane Lane and I'm Olivier Martinez

You have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend. You don't have a child, but still. Girlfriend. You're Diane Lane.

And I'm the super suave (HAR), super smooth (HAR), super handsome (FUCK YEAH) foreigner (LOOK I'M ASIAN) who leads you down the road to temptation.

Weeeell, in the movie your wife murders me with a snowglobe that she had given you as a gift and then you gave to ME as a gift--hahahahaha. Then you try to turn her in.

Hmm maybe Unfaithful isn't quiet my life yet.

JUST WAIT THOUGH 8D