The Haircut Song

This post will be incoherent, full of grammatical/syntax errors, and be run-on(y).

rsodghvljdb you got a haircut and you look so fucking HOT with that haircut why did you get a haircut without telling me if you had told me I could've prepared myself for what i was about to witness this afternoon at the beginning of class, but instead you didnt so when i spotted you walking in i got the wind knocked out of me and the little voice in my head shouted at me to get a hold of myself and wipe the damn drool off my mouth before i made a puddle around my desk AAAGGGGHHHH youre so HOTTTT with that stupid stupid stupid haircut though for a split second i missed your soft wavy hair that floated around your face but only for a second and then i started admiring the edginess this new cut gives you and its SEXY. Just really really SEXY like WHOA. So for the rest of the period i kept stealing glances at you when i shouldve been paying attention to the professor @____@

I am very much in danger of falling for you all over again and repeating the events of November 2008. Dammit, why are you straight again?