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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Heel Face Turn

Okay, see that post below this one? Completely disregard it because last night was the night I had my awakening. Wanna know what kind of ***** I have? The kind that makes you go for thirds. Yeah, you heard me right. All these months of stress, deliberate isolation, self-esteem issues, academic failures, and sexual frustrations had coiled into this ball of SUCKAGE that I was convinced I could never escape from. I went to the lesbian bondage party expecting nothing (well, I really wanted to jump on a certain girl, which I did so :D) and left the party with Mr. Slim & Muscular Grad Student. Needless to say, expectations: exceeded beyond human comprehension. The (Wo)Man Upstairs (or Downstairs?) took pity on me and decided to throw me a bone before I launch myself into this Hell Week. I am currently grinning like an idiot and am thoroughly convinced that everything will work itself out. Whoo boy, what a night.

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