Life as Usual

Today I went to a party sober and subsequently pounded three beers in a row. Today I danced until I knew for certain my hips and thighs will be cursing me tomorrow. Today I almost hooked up with someone (again.) Today I ran into the Hot Bartender and chatted for a bit (and oh how I swooned.) Today, I spotted two girls drunkenly making out on the dancefloor and felt this surge of jealousy and longing that I have not experienced in nearly a year. I wanted to be them so badly. I wanted ***** and I to be them so badly. I am a sexually frustrated creature, and something eventually needs to give.

And in other news, I will be flying back home on the 18th. Hurrah.