Restaurant Trends Observed in Southern Black People

1. When they call the restaurant to order, there is always a baby crying in the background.

2. There is at least one order of shrimp, eggrolls, or chicken wings on their tickets.

3. They more often than not are a no-show whenever they order to-go. (People, I got to get home at closing time! Please get here beforehand! Or just show up T__T)

4. Tip? What tip?

5. After dining in, their tables look like the Second Armageddon.

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Obviously, this is all half-jokingly in good fun.