Elements of a Bad Day

1. discover from an aunt that there are rumors about you and your not-so-secret sexytime intrigues

2. put in $30 at the gas station, then drive off without filling up the tank

3. flunk your midterm because you didn't turn in your paper on time

4. be bombed by increasingly irate phone calls about summer storage from your soon-to-be ex-friend (God-DAMN, it still hasn't been resolved yet?)

5. have all of this occur on the same day

/recipe