Reverse Psychology Sucks

When I decide not to get involved in anything physical, I get involved in something physical. When I decide not to look for a relationship, someone comes knocking on my door. Oh fuck this eloquent posting shit, time for a word diarrhea post.

- what you're JEALOUS? JEALOUS? But you're not supposed to be jealous, Gypsy Guy! SENSE: THIS MAKES NONE.

- WTF REDHEAD DUDE. WHY YOU GOTTA LIKE ME.

- I NEED SEX. SOMEONE SEX ME. I need to get a dildo.

/schizophrenic post