Check, Check, aaand...Check

HOW TO KNOW IF SOMEONE IS HITTING ON YOU

1. If in a group setting, does the person tend to focus on talking to you?

2. Does the person ask you many questions about yourself?

3. Does the person constantly find reasons to touch you?

4. Does the person make a lot of eye contact with you?

5. Does the person make many jokes or efforts to be funny?

And there you have it--my foolproof checklist. No longer will I be ridiculed for my obliviousness! No longer will I miss opportunities to sharpen my game and wit! No longer will I be forced to write these posts where I lament yet another fish that swam away! NO MORE!!!

Expect one this month >_>