Ambition

I want to be a smut writer. I want to be the internet celebrity of smut!fanfiction. I want to have cult followings on ffnet, lj kink!memes, fictionalley, and every other fanfiction site in between. Eventually, I'll progress to original works, and they will filled with female character studies and hot lezzy action. Ok fine, I'll throw in a dash of het-smex too, if only to appease my more conventional readers. I have so many ideas in my head that aren't fit for public consumption, and I have to find a way to let them all out or I'll implode from the sheer perversity of them.

I want to make money off of this. Is this possible? I don't want to be a lawyer, or a doctor, or a businessman, or a professor. I just want to write sexytimes with sexy people in sexy situations.

I can't believe it took me this long to reach this startling realization/revelation.