I Heart Stereotypes

The Middlebury Guy -

He wears a Northface coat and flannel underneath his shirt. He has dirty blonde hair and blue/green eyes. He's either tall and gangly or thick and bro-like. His name is Alex/Matt, and he takes at least one WAGS class during the semster. His sport of choice? Lacrosse or crew. His girl of choice? Asian, Asian, Asian. He also takes all the damn blueberry pancakes right in front of my face and has two glasses of milk with every meal. Initially interesting, but eventually boring.

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The Middlebury Girl -

She also wears a Northface coat over her t-shirt and leggings. She doesn't wear any pants though, just leggings/tights paired with Ugg boots. She has mouse brown hair or an artificially dyed blonde that is painfully obvious, and brown eyes. She only eats salad with no dressing at meals and takes art history classes. Maybe she even majors in Art History too. Either she has makeup caked on her face or she goes au naturel. Her name is Brittany/Anna/Sarah: Plain Pretty or Pretty Plain, but ultimately vapid.

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And don't even get me started on the Asian girls here @_@