Post-Valentine's Day

1. I have clear skin that is incredibly soft to touch.

2. I have smooth black hair that smells amazing after every shower.

3. I have disproportionally long legs for an Asian.

4. I have white, straight teeth.

5. I have a dimple on each cheek.

6. I am neither too skinny or too fat.

7. I am 5'4, which is the perfect height for someone my size.

8. I don't have the Flat Asian Butt.

9. I have an olive complexion.

10. I have wide hips.

At the conclusion of this carefully constructed list, I have managed to convince myself that I am not an ugly hag. I am good-looking. And well, someone else thought the same thing too tonight XD

Happy Valentine's Day everyone.